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May 7th at 7AM / via: punk-dean / op: samwesson / 1,683 notes


May 7th at 7AM / via: loaf-boi / op: egberts / 670,566 notes

djsais:

arceeofficial:

june-and-the-ocean:

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

SWEET JESUS

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD.

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.

DEAR CHRIST

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.



May 7th at 7AM / via: zorotime / op: fromperdition / 14,975 notes


May 1st at 12AM / via: yinnezha / op: robertdowneyjrs / 7,277 notes

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese


May 1st at 12AM / via: cythereans / op: whys / 5,935 notes
whys:
“ The word “monster” originally meant “deformed”. A monster could be a two headed calf, conjoined twins or a hideously deformed human infant. It was only in the 20th century that monster came to mean any cruel or alien creature.
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whys:

The word “monster” originally meant “deformed”. A monster could be a two headed calf, conjoined twins or a hideously deformed human infant. It was only in the 20th century that monster came to mean any cruel or alien creature.


May 1st at 12AM / via: pizza / op: greatwhiteprivilege / 716,738 notes

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day



cherry-dicksicle:
“ danfreakindavis:
“ timecourier:
“ danfreakindavis:
“ danfreakindavis:
“ someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one
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update: i’m out of watermelon
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make watermelon clothes
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how does one not...

cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this


Apr 11th at 11PM / via: momothegamer / op: dutchster / 687,505 notes

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times


Apr 11th at 11PM / via: pizza / op: glutenfreewaffles / 237,837 notes

glutenfreewaffles:

How to be a grade A dork a book by Peter Benjamin Parker


breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

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